Nocturn: “The Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu once said that secret operations are essential in war. Without them, the army would not be able to make a single move.”
Brain: “But what if you are on the receiving end of that espionage? The answer should be obvious: Outsmart the spies and beat them into submission.”
Nocturn: “And there’s no one as acquainted with that strategy as today’s fierce combatants.”
Brain: “Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin, the Soviet Colonel who outmuscled Big Boss.”
Nocturn: “And Bryan Fury, Doctor Abel’s Wicked Replicant.”
Brain: “We’re Nocturn and Brain, and it’s our job to analyze their weapons, feats, and abilities in order to determine who would win a DEATH BATTLE!”